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24 August 2005 @ 01:13 pm
Hey all!

I just got the strangest e-mail...long story short, someone decided to translate my story "I love...who?" into Latvian, and then posted it on a Latvian fanfiction site! There was a link in the e-mail, which I naturally followed, to my story. It was strange...the only thing I recognized was my penname (which was still the same, and in English). It had a good amount of reviews too, though I couldn't understand many of them (though I could understand the universal language of Smileys!)

It's pretty cool - check it out!

Hermione's Revenge goes Latvian
 
 
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22 August 2005 @ 03:25 pm
hello my fello sirius black fanatics. i just want to say goodby to u all. i am leaving the sbfc though i still love sirius. im just not as obbsesed and dont have time to go on the computer as much as i used to since ive been with my friends and family alot more. good luck sbfc!!

p.s. secret lily im not sure if u saw the reply that i put to beca and your..ah..'quote' about the godrics hallow thing but if u did i thing u have a clear idea of what i meant. if u didnt then all i have to say to u is that u shouldnt make fun of people because even if it was a joke, in the heat of the moment, people can say things they will regret and that is never good.

Good biiee and Have fun!!!!
 
 
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21 August 2005 @ 09:35 pm
Just wanted to to say that if anyone hasent joined the roleplay site yet they should! its so much fun!
 
 
19 August 2005 @ 07:46 pm
where can we post stories???
 
 
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19 August 2005 @ 12:30 pm
To those of you who take part in the role play, it's started.
 
 
 
17 August 2005 @ 05:25 pm
YAY  
i dunno if ive posed this or not so yeah btw i luv feedback
SLASH ROX SOCKS
and sirius hehe
KILL TONKS !!!!

Harry Potter and the Order of the Pigeon

Random disclaimer:

We apologize to any homosexual, English person, evil menace, coke dealer and any homosexual English people who are evil menaces and are coke dealers or anyone else who have been offended by this movie. We understand that the characters are J.K. Rowling's. This movie is the author’s own work and does not represent real events in the real world.

*Dumbldore carries small Harry to Dursleys home*

Dursleys: Harry make me a nuclear fission reactor

Harry: feed me

Dursleys: never!!!

Harry: umm….

*Harry runs away and spontaneously ends up at Hogwarts*

Ron: I’m Ron and this is Hermione

Hermione: Lets go duel

* At the duelling club*

Random nerd: Abra ka-frog

Harry: Abra ka-mustard gas

*Nerd faints*

*Harry catches a random ball*

Teacher: Wow you would be really good at quidditch

Harry (Flying): This is pretty easy

*Bludgers attack Harry without mercy*

Harry: I don’t like this game

*Snitch flies into Harry’s hand*

Announcer: Harry has unconsciously won the cup for Gryffindor

*After game*

Hermione: I love you Harry

Harry:. . .

Hermione: Harry . . .

Harry: I love you / Ron

Ron:. . .

Hermione: I think u played well harry

Malfoy: No one asked you, you stupid mudblood

Ron: that wasn’t very nice :: Abra ka-hangover::

* Spell backfires*

Ron: *does dance*

Everyone: Odd

Harry: I saw professor Quirrel headed to steal the philosopher’s stone

Hermione: let’s go kill him

Narrator: our heroes battled many tasks to get to the stone

Harry: Checkmate!!

Nerd: aww my parents are going to kill me

* Goes to evil guy*

Quirrel: Give me the stone, I can’t find it

Harry: maybe its behind the large mirror

Quirrel: no you have it *sniffs coke*

Harry: did you at least check?

Quirrel: *sniffs coke* it won’t *sniffs coke* do any good *sniffs coke*

*Quirrel OD’s, coke falls down*

Harry: this stone can duplicate anything

*Duplicates massive amount of coke*

Harry is serving detention with his teacher; Lockhart

Lockhart: My name is professor Lockhart

Harry: hello professor loc. . .

Lockhart: my name is never to be spoken

Lockhart: your punishment is to help me with my work *breaths down Harry’s neck* *makes muffled groaning noises*

Harry: what?

Lockhart: nothing

*5 hours later*

Harry: I don’t want to do this freakin’ work!!

Lockhart: *hisses*

Harry hears talking from the wall

Wall: Hello neighbour, I watch you when you sleep

* Room trashed*

Harry: where are my boxers

Wall/snake: heh. . . heh. . . alright

Harry: man! I feel like going into the girl’s washroom really bad

Harry: Abra ka-arbitrary hole in the floor!

Harry: wow look it’s a tunnel

Snake/wall: I’ve been waiting for you . . .

Harry: gross

Phoenix: KAWWW!!!

Snake: what the . . .?

*Phoenix violently beats the crap out of the snake*

Harry: goes up to Ginny
Harry: oh no! Ginny . . . someone might save you

*1 year later*

Dursleys: shut up you! aunt Marge is here

Harry: she’s fat

Dursleys: your fat

Harry: I’ll make her fatter!!!

Harry: Abra ka-cellulite

*Balloon released*

Harry: Bye aunt Ballon Face *runs to Hogwarts*

Ron: I hear there’s a suspicious new teacher that’s in cahoots with Voldemort and is trying to kill you, harry

Harry: stuff like that is pretty boring now

Hermione: ya . . .

*In class*

Teacher: tomorrow is our annual trip to hogsmeade

Harry: oh boy there’s a lot of fun stuff in-

Teacher: shut up you can’t go

Harry: *sniffles*

*Later*

Ron: I can smuggle you into hogsmeade harry

Harry: how

Ron: well, that door over there leads to hogsmeade. And it’s never locked

Harry: w00t!

Ron: but there’s a giant ravenous mother mole behind it so watch that you don’t touch its babies

Harry: . . . I love you Ron

Ron: . . .

*harry goes to hogsmeade. Mother mole hisses, harry runs away*

*Harry meets Fred and George at hogsmeade*

Fred George: Hello Harry can we interest you in anything?

Harry: no but how about I sell you 26 grams of cocaine for cheap?

*Fred and George smile*

Harry: man I’ve never had butterbeer before lets see what it tastes like

*Baking soda and vinegar mouth thing*

*Harry falls and wakes up in hospital*

Ron: thank god your ok harry, by the way I have something to cheer you up . . .

Harry: what

Ron: !! LOOK WHAT I BOUGHT YOU IN HOGSMEADE!!

*shows harry coke*

Harry: your clueless

Ron: and I also got these

* show beans*

Harry: wow every flavoured beans! I’ve never tried one of those
*eats*

Harry: eww backing soda and vinegar flavoured

Ron: how do you know what that tastes like?

Harry: umm . . . LOOK, SASQUATCH!

Ron: very funny harry, he’s too fat to fit thought the door

*Sasquatch Beats Ron to a mushy paste*

Hermione: what the hell was that all about

Harry: oh, it’s best not to get into Ron’s personal life

Hermione: Whatever, I came to tell you that the person trying to kill you is in this building right now

*Killer slowly raises knife above Hermione*

Harry: . . .go on . . .
*Hermione turns around and killer runs away*

Hermione: I think he’s also trying to kill Peter Pettigrew

Harry: who?

Hermione Your parent’s friend

Harry: who?

Hermione: your godfather

Harry: who?

Hermione: let’s just go

*At the shrieking shack*

Harry: some psycho is trying to kill you

Peter: oh really . . . come up to the bedroom so we can discuss this

Harry: umm. . . I’m fine here. . . really

Sirius: I will kill you peter

Peter: save me harry!

Sirius: wait! he killed your parents!

Harry: ok lets kill him

*Violent beating of peter*

Sirius: just kidding

Harry: oh . . .

Sirius: just kidding about just kidding

Harry: that makes me feel better

Sirius: Just kidding about just kidding about just kidding but not really

Harry: this is seriously hurting my self-esteem

*Peter gets up like terminator*

*Violent beating of peter again . . .*

Harry: I’m glad that’s over

Sirius: Harry . . . there’s something I have to tell you

Harry: yes. .

Sirius: Safety.

Harry: aww . . . that’s nasty

Sirius: no really the dementors are after me . . .

Harry: the what?

Sirius: the dementors they are the homosexual prison guards of azkaban

Harry: how many are after you?

Sirius: all of them

*At azcaban all convicts are escaping*

Convict 1: The first thing I’m going to do is kill my old school professor

Convict 2: I’m starting my own drug ring

Convict 1: sweet

*Back to Sirius and Harry*

Sirius: DEMENTOR!!!

Dementor: *muffled noises*

Harry: I don’t see the big . . .

Sirius: it’s not their mental ability it’s their creepiness

Dementor: hey there gorgeous. How about you come with me. . .

Harry: AHHHH. . .

*Later*

Harry: Professor Lupin, you have got to help me!!

Remus: with what harry?

Harry: there are homosexual monsters after me!!!

Remus: IS THERE A PROBLEM WITH HOMOSEXUALITY!!!

Harry (frustrated): WHY IS EVERYONE GAY!!!!

Remus: Because were English – zzzinggg!

Harry: How very racist…

Harry*thoughtful*: and all this time you seemed so darn straight

Hermione: actually, nonotreally

Remus: The only way to fend off a homosexual predator is to act like an unattractive gay.

Harry: Sounds like a Chinese proverb…

Remus: Okay, first you have to dress in an ugly dress…

Harry: I think I’ll just do it my way. Bye

*Later*

*Harry goes to the dementor*

Harry: Abra Ka-straight!

Dementor: I’m straight…. I’m…. STRAIGHT!!! WAHOOOO!

Remus: (comes from a random place) What does everyone have against gays?

Harry: I’d appreciate it if you’d stop following me.

Remus: Admit it harry. You NEVER loved me.

Harry: okay, I didn’t

Remus: (makes disgusted sound and walks away)

Sirius: Now that the dementor is straight, it will try to suck out our soul!

Harry: Crap. Let’s go.

*Violent beating of the dementor*

Harry: It looks like everyone is happy.

*switches to Remus*

Remus: there’s nothing wrong with being gay. It’s cool

Ending credits: Please note that voldemort is still alive and be prepared to spend $59.99 on the sequel to Harry potter and the Order of the Pidgeon, Slow Harry- Fast train; subtitled The end of the Wizard hero.
 
 
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17 August 2005 @ 05:17 pm
i dunno if ive posed this or not so yeah btw i luv feedback
SLASH ROX SOCKS
and sirius hehe


Harry Potter and the Order of the Pigeon

Random disclaimer:

We apologize to any homosexual, English person, evil menace, coke dealer and any homosexual English people who are evil menaces and are coke dealers or anyone else who have been offended by this movie. We understand that the characters are J.K. Rowling's. This movie is the author’s own work and does not represent real events in the real world.

*Dumbldore carries small Harry to Dursleys home*

Dursleys: Harry make me a nuclear fission reactor

Harry: feed me

Dursleys: never!!!

Harry: umm….

*Harry runs away and spontaneously ends up at Hogwarts*

Ron: I’m Ron and this is Hermione

Hermione: Lets go duel

* At the duelling club*

Random nerd: Abra ka-frog

Harry: Abra ka-mustard gas

*Nerd faints*

*Harry catches a random ball*

Teacher: Wow you would be really good at quidditch

Harry (Flying): This is pretty easy

*Bludgers attack Harry without mercy*

Harry: I don’t like this game

*Snitch flies into Harry’s hand*

Announcer: Harry has unconsciously won the cup for Gryffindor

*After game*

Hermione: I love you Harry

Harry:. . .

Hermione: Harry . . .

Harry: I love you / Ron

Ron:. . .

Hermione: I think u played well harry

Malfoy: No one asked you, you stupid mudblood

Ron: that wasn’t very nice :: Abra ka-hangover::

* Spell backfires*

Ron: *does dance*

Everyone: Odd

Harry: I saw professor Quirrel headed to steal the philosopher’s stone

Hermione: let’s go kill him

Narrator: our heroes battled many tasks to get to the stone

Harry: Checkmate!!

Nerd: aww my parents are going to kill me

* Goes to evil guy*

Quirrel: Give me the stone, I can’t find it

Harry: maybe its behind the large mirror

Quirrel: no you have it *sniffs coke*

Harry: did you at least check?

Quirrel: *sniffs coke* it won’t *sniffs coke* do any good *sniffs coke*

*Quirrel OD’s, coke falls down*

Harry: this stone can duplicate anything

*Duplicates massive amount of coke*

Harry is serving detention with his teacher; Lockhart

Lockhart: My name is professor Lockhart

Harry: hello professor loc. . .

Lockhart: my name is never to be spoken

Lockhart: your punishment is to help me with my work *breaths down Harry’s neck* *makes muffled groaning noises*

Harry: what?

Lockhart: nothing

*5 hours later*

Harry: I don’t want to do this freakin’ work!!

Lockhart: *hisses*

Harry hears talking from the wall

Wall: Hello neighbour, I watch you when you sleep

* Room trashed*

Harry: where are my boxers

Wall/snake: heh. . . heh. . . alright

Harry: man! I feel like going into the girl’s washroom really bad

Harry: Abra ka-arbitrary hole in the floor!

Harry: wow look it’s a tunnel

Snake/wall: I’ve been waiting for you . . .

Harry: gross

Phoenix: KAWWW!!!

Snake: what the . . .?

*Phoenix violently beats the crap out of the snake*

Harry: goes up to Ginny
Harry: oh no! Ginny . . . someone might save you

*1 year later*

Dursleys: shut up you! aunt Marge is here

Harry: she’s fat

Dursleys: your fat

Harry: I’ll make her fatter!!!

Harry: Abra ka-cellulite

*Balloon released*

Harry: Bye aunt Ballon Face *runs to Hogwarts*

Ron: I hear there’s a suspicious new teacher that’s in cahoots with Voldemort and is trying to kill you, harry

Harry: stuff like that is pretty boring now

Hermione: ya . . .

*In class*

Teacher: tomorrow is our annual trip to hogsmeade

Harry: oh boy there’s a lot of fun stuff in-

Teacher: shut up you can’t go

Harry: *sniffles*

*Later*

Ron: I can smuggle you into hogsmeade harry

Harry: how

Ron: well, that door over there leads to hogsmeade. And it’s never locked

Harry: w00t!

Ron: but there’s a giant ravenous mother mole behind it so watch that you don’t touch its babies

Harry: . . . I love you Ron

Ron: . . .

*harry goes to hogsmeade. Mother mole hisses, harry runs away*

*Harry meets Fred and George at hogsmeade*

Fred George: Hello Harry can we interest you in anything?

Harry: no but how about I sell you 26 grams of cocaine for cheap?

*Fred and George smile*

Harry: man I’ve never had butterbeer before lets see what it tastes like

*Baking soda and vinegar mouth thing*

*Harry falls and wakes up in hospital*

Ron: thank god your ok harry, by the way I have something to cheer you up . . .

Harry: what

Ron: !! LOOK WHAT I BOUGHT YOU IN HOGSMEADE!!

*shows harry coke*

Harry: your clueless

Ron: and I also got these

* show beans*

Harry: wow every flavoured beans! I’ve never tried one of those
*eats*

Harry: eww backing soda and vinegar flavoured

Ron: how do you know what that tastes like?

Harry: umm . . . LOOK, SASQUATCH!

Ron: very funny harry, he’s too fat to fit thought the door

*Sasquatch Beats Ron to a mushy paste*

Hermione: what the hell was that all about

Harry: oh, it’s best not to get into Ron’s personal life

Hermione: Whatever, I came to tell you that the person trying to kill you is in this building right now

*Killer slowly raises knife above Hermione*

Harry: . . .go on . . .
*Hermione turns around and killer runs away*

Hermione: I think he’s also trying to kill Peter Pettigrew

Harry: who?

Hermione Your parent’s friend

Harry: who?

Hermione: your godfather

Harry: who?

Hermione: let’s just go

*At the shrieking shack*

Harry: some psycho is trying to kill you

Peter: oh really . . . come up to the bedroom so we can discuss this

Harry: umm. . . I’m fine here. . . really

Sirius: I will kill you peter

Peter: save me harry!

Sirius: wait! he killed your parents!

Harry: ok lets kill him

*Violent beating of peter*

Sirius: just kidding

Harry: oh . . .

Sirius: just kidding about just kidding

Harry: that makes me feel better

Sirius: Just kidding about just kidding about just kidding but not really

Harry: this is seriously hurting my self-esteem

*Peter gets up like terminator*

*Violent beating of peter again . . .*

Harry: I’m glad that’s over

Sirius: Harry . . . there’s something I have to tell you

Harry: yes. .

Sirius: Safety.

Harry: aww . . . that’s nasty

Sirius: no really the dementors are after me . . .

Harry: the what?

Sirius: the dementors they are the homosexual prison guards of azkaban

Harry: how many are after you?

Sirius: all of them

*At azcaban all convicts are escaping*

Convict 1: The first thing I’m going to do is kill my old school professor

Convict 2: I’m starting my own drug ring

Convict 1: sweet

*Back to Sirius and Harry*

Sirius: DEMENTOR!!!

Dementor: *muffled noises*

Harry: I don’t see the big . . .

Sirius: it’s not their mental ability it’s their creepiness

Dementor: hey there gorgeous. How about you come with me. . .

Harry: AHHHH. . .

*Later*

Harry: Professor Lupin, you have got to help me!!

Remus: with what harry?

Harry: there are homosexual monsters after me!!!

Remus: IS THERE A PROBLEM WITH HOMOSEXUALITY!!!

Harry (frustrated): WHY IS EVERYONE GAY!!!!

Remus: Because were English – zzzinggg!

Harry: How very racist…

Harry*thoughtful*: and all this time you seemed so darn straight

Hermione: actually, nonotreally

Remus: The only way to fend off a homosexual predator is to act like an unattractive gay.

Harry: Sounds like a Chinese proverb…

Remus: Okay, first you have to dress in an ugly dress…

Harry: I think I’ll just do it my way. Bye

*Later*

*Harry goes to the dementor*

Harry: Abra Ka-straight!

Dementor: I’m straight…. I’m…. STRAIGHT!!! WAHOOOO!

Remus: (comes from a random place) What does everyone have against gays?

Harry: I’d appreciate it if you’d stop following me.

Remus: Admit it harry. You NEVER loved me.

Harry: okay, I didn’t

Remus: (makes disgusted sound and walks away)

Sirius: Now that the dementor is straight, it will try to suck out our soul!

Harry: Crap. Let’s go.

*Violent beating of the dementor*

Harry: It looks like everyone is happy.

*switches to Remus*

Remus: there’s nothing wrong with being gay. It’s cool

Ending credits: Please note that voldemort is still alive and be prepared to spend $59.99 on the sequel to Harry potter and the Order of the Pidgeon, Slow Harry- Fast train; subtitled The end of the Wizard hero.
 
 
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15 August 2005 @ 04:22 am
Update Andromeda's Journal
 
 
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15 August 2005 @ 09:36 am
hi
i'm so bored!
 
 
12 August 2005 @ 04:38 pm
If you're a member of the Marauder Role Play site & have a character requested, but haven't been on in awhile, please go over there ASAP and fulfill the mandatory things for maintaining your character. Thanks.

*This was Secret Lily. I'm in my role play account by accident.